Saturday, April 02, 2005

Breaking: Vatican Will Report On Pope's Condition At 4:30 AM

Fox News

That's 45 minutes from now. I hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Update: 4:25 - Rumble of thunder, flash of lightning.

Update 5:33 - As I said an hour ago, the Pope still lives.

Our father
Who Art In Heaven
Hallowed Be Thy Name

Thy Kingdom Come
Thy Will Be Done
On Earth As It Is In Heaven

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread
Forgive Us Our Trespasses
As We Forgive Those Who Trespassed Against Us

And Lead Us Not Into Temptation
But Deliver Us From Evil.
Amen.